We need to talk

The four words in a relationship nobody wants to hear.

He said, We need to talk and I thought Oh damn!

We need to talk

Synonymous with the words "you're doomed" and "run for your bloody life".

Meghan: Daryl, we need to talk.
Daryl: Sure, honey, just a moment.
(jumps out third-story window)

We need to talk

Things have suddenly gone south!!!

Fat chick: We need to talk.
Redneck:I'll pack your bags for you, whore.

We need to talk

A women's secret word for: Sorry but you're fucked.

Once you here this word you have to think fast.
Because it means you're in pretty big trouble for some reason.

Women: We need to talk
Man: Shit. I'm screwed.

We need to talk

What a girl says when she means, "You're in some deep shit." Is most commonly used when your girlfriend finds out you've been cheating, you're breaking up, or your mom is about to ground you for life for getting that one B.

Gf: "Honey, we need to talk."
Guy: "What?"
Gf: "Have you been dating another girl behind my back?"
Guy: "Whaaaaaa?????"

We need to talk

Girl code for: Hey man, we're over.

Girlfriend " hey, we need to talk"
Boyfriend *thinking* aw man, I'm screwed.

We need to talk

You're so dead.

Hey husband! What's happening? We need to talk.

(he's dead!)