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A vertical, rectangular patch of facial hair on the chin worn to subtly suggest the wearer's proclivity for performing fellatio.
There were lots of hot dudes at the party, but I zeroed in on the one with the welcome mat.
A small patch of pubic hair above a woman's clitoris/vagina/pussy/genitalia. The majority of the pubic hair is shaved clean. See also landing strip or strip of bacon. Can be used with the term hardwood floors.
As she took off her panties, I noticed that she had hardwood floors with a welcome mat.
The word Welcome traces its roots in Old English to constituent parts meaning desire and coming and the word Mat has English roots tracing to a comfortable thing laid on the floor to lie on and in Greek for the human eye.
You’re welcome mat sweetheart…
A stereotypical African American.
Ex.1 Even though the judge has sent him to jaill 5 times, that welcome mat wont pay his child support.
Ex.2 Don't drive in that neighborhood, likley to be shot by a welcome mat.
Ex.3 Hey welcome mat.
A patch of hair sometimes found on the male lower back just above the buttocks; a rear end treasure trail.
The jogger bent over to stretch and when his t-shirt rode up, I could see his welcome mat.
What you call a womans vagina when she uses it for the act of welcoming any and all good-looking new members into your community by sleeping with them before anyone else does. Similer to a welcome wagon but going the extra mile to your bed.
1-they call me the welcome mat because i hunt down the new guy in town and drag him to my lair before anyone else gets in theier pants
2- that chick is alameda's welcome mat for when the coasties pull into town
Leaving a nice turd on someones
front door step
Tom came home and stepped into his
new fresh welcome mat.