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You absolute

You absolute is a phrase that can turn any word into an insult if put before the word.

Jim you absolute coat hanger

by Partykiller June 13, 2018


you absolute nut

when you breath

1: wow, you absolute nut.
2: I know, i breath.

by SATAN IS BAE June 02, 2018


You Absolute Heap!

The moment when the "non-heap" can victoriously stand over someone and declare them "an absolute heap"

You Absolute Heap!

by Chunderboy October 28, 2010


You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

by The person who does things. December 07, 2020


You get absolutely no bitches

the person gets no fucking female's and should get some

A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches

by Where the fuck is mario judah March 05, 2022


I Agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.

A complete agreement.

“I feel like such a sentinel today! Bouncing that wall is wearing me out of bounds!”
TRULYTRUE TRUE, I agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.”

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR September 23, 2022


You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

by notjakelmao November 05, 2020