alpha geek

alpha geek: n.
from animal ethologists' alpha male The most technically accomplished or skillful person in some implied context.

“Ask Larry, he's the alpha geek here.”

Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

Alpha Geek

The most tech savey guy/gal in the office... also still a virgin.

Guy 1:Wow..that Chris guy just fixed that computer...
Guy 2: Yeah but hes still a Virgin...
Guy 1:hahaha must be the Alpha Geek!