Ass coded

Getting dress coded at school for having too big of an ass so it simply did not fit in your clothes.

Oh my gosh did you see Becky get ass coded earlier?

janky ass code

unkempt, rushed code written by inebriated programmers that miraculously works and becomes completely unreadable the next day

Dev1: Hey man, did you finish your project last night?
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect

snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...