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The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.
"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"
a chair
*at a party*
Guest: Where do I sit?
Host: Pick any ass table you like, there hundreds!
1) Forgetting something extremely important
2) Screwing up
3) Messing up
Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..
Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!
When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.
ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving
A woman's backside that is so large that a meal could be served on it.
A girl with an Applebottom, or huge ass so big that you can use it to hold up cups and drinks
I put my beer on Donna's End Table Ass while i was hitting it from the back
an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of
chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM