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The grammar troll that lives in your iPhone messaging app and converts your ordinary, well-meaning words into unintentional and embarrassing ones when you're not looking.
Tim: Did you order a penis?
Steve: lolwhat?
Tim: PIZZA. Damn auto cucumber!
Steve: ??
Tim: Auto CORRECT!
one of the most annoying things EVER
dam^ Auto correct!!
it works when you don't want it to, and it doesn't when you actually want to use it.
the aboination in your iphone that screws up your relationship.
Jenny: hat babe. watchu doing?
Matt: "hat"??
Jenny: sry. i ment "hay". damn auto correct.
At fault for word(s):
It’s an assist to the scapegoat when officially yet unofficially calling a spade a spade. It’s kind of like saying “mybad” but this is a definite upgrade and carries a very official sounding apology. This single multi-excusable word can be used in any fashion so utilize in your arsenal of doubt or direct conversation.
situation:
Texter 1:yo you bringin the whore over.
Texter 2: WTF?
Texter 1: Damn you AUTO-CORRECT, I meant to say "it would honor us if you bring your lady over to enjoy or join in on our festivities."
The most frustrating setting on your phone, usually changes words to something embarrassing.
Me: heyy
Friend: hey how's ur day?
Me: awful I gotta bad case of the manboobs
Friend: OMG LOL
Me: what
Friend: check ur first text
Me: omg I mention Monday's! lol I hate auto-correct
The thing on your phone that changes things like danget to donut.
My Auto-cucumber keeps maple my texts all walnut.
I just turned Auto-correct off.