blame it on the goose

an expression used defend one's actions under a state of inebriation that one wouldn't normally do under sober circumstances

Matt:"Dude, what was up with u last night at the club? U were so hammered, falling all over the place and trying pick up this hideous 300 lbs chick, then tried to start a fight with the bouncer!"
Steve"I dunno man, blame it on the goose!"

Blame it on the goose

A rally for childfree women, based on the cartoon “Lady No Kids” who follows a goose to find her next adventure.

“I skipped my friend’s kid’s one year birthday to go to Spain. Blame it on the goose!”