Blert

Someone who is below average intelligence

You is just a BLERT

blert

someone who is of less than average intelligence

stop arsing about,you fuckin`blert

Blerted

Blerted - to eject fast

He Blerted his man fat all over her face

blert

Literally a "black alert" for when women with chocolate fever want to alert their ladies that a hot black guy is in the premises.

"Daaaaamn--check out the blert to the right!"

Blert

Ehh it's alright.

1. "Hey man. Did you see that new Ben Affleck movie?"
2. "Blert."

blert

that thing you do when you do stuff

OH BOY! I just ran over someone in teh taco car! BLERT!

Blert

Windsurfing equipment.

Oh, the wind is awesome today, grab your blert and meet me at the beach.