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Those days when everything goes wrong and its your own fault because of stupid things you do.
I wrecked my car because I was texting, lost my job because I was late, and I just walked into a plate glass window and broke my nose. I'm definitley having a blonde day.
On October 23 you must slap a blonde haired person.
Slap a blonde day- hit a blonde person
December 2nd
The best day of the year where you get to kick blondes for fun
(Does include dirty blonde)
If your a blonde then great! On April 5 you and your closest blondes get to celebrate! And even better, nobody can call you a dumb blonde!
Guy: your so stupid you must be a dumb blonde
Blonde: actually you can’t say that it’s national blondes day
February 6th
The day where blondes will be attacked but gingers cant kick them cause gingers a gay too
"Get kicked you dirty albino prick"
Kick a blonde day
The day of the year when brunettes start a war and start fighting blondes
February 3rd
(Does not include dirty blondes)
Carl: Oh shit yeah it's Kick a Blonde Day, time to kick a retarded blonde.
A day where gingers/red heads can kick there friend with blonde hair because there sick and tiered of them being a dumb ass
Rebecca: hey did u hear it’s national kick a blonde day for red heads
Jeffrey: finally they deserve it I’m tired of having to explain something to them more than once