braggARGHts!

braggarts: someone who boasts: a brag, a loud positive appraisal of oneself.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

braggARGHts!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about braggarts.

"braggARGHts!" - says a pirate