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A green plant that is shy. If you attemp to hug it you'll have tons of needles in you, they're extremely dangerous and overprotective of their water.
That cactus shanked me
A Cactus is just an office plant but deadlier. A Cactus uses others in their workplace as collateral damage in order to gain their bosses approval. A cactus has no limits in throwing the number of colleagues under the bus but generally singles out 1 certain colleague who is already not in favour with the said boss.
Boy Sheldo has really stepped it up lately and become a cactus, just so he can get that certificate.
The type of thing you don't wanna use to wipe your ass.
I adopted a cactus last month. I feel less lonely.
A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.
Pl:Cactii
If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.
A child-friendly way of swearing.
person: That is such bull-cactus!