someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.
GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!
The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.
Capatian Hook sir! It's that crocodile again!
Get him away from me!
Little Joe had to fuck Mallisa to the side because of his captain hook.
having a curved penis
i have a captain hook like beyonce, to the left, to the left
someone with a crooked penis. a penis that looks like captain hook's hook. it can bend to either the east, or the west. occasionally caused by running into poles or other hard objects with a hard-on.
"hey mike i thought you were cool until i found out you were a captain hook"
term for one who has to jack off with 1 finger because their dick is so small(Jason Sansouci)