a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors
-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"
-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"
the other alternative to birth control. poor mans bitrh control
when she told me she was pregnant , i ran to my closet grabbed a hanger and fixed that problem right up
The poor man's birth control used to keep white girls from getting knocked up. Easy way to hide such a situation from one's parents.
Lindsey says, "hell no, I'd coat hanger that shit!"
it’s a self abortion women do to get rid of babies
omg no! I’m pregnant, guess it’s time for the good ol coat hanger
a girl who hooked up with a gay boy who is trying to cover up the fact that he is gay. *because a coat hanger covers a closet
Example: that girl is such a coat hanger. how does she not know that he is gay?
Military term used to descibe a Soldier that has so much pent up sexual frustration that every spare minute of said Soldier's life is spent masturbating with the same hand. The result of which, is a dong that has been bent at a 90 degree angle from so much repetition. see Doc Chach
"Man I caught Doc beatin' off again last night, that's like the 20th time this week. He's gotta be working a coat hanger down there by now."
Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger
'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'