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an alternative to using a condom
'please can we have sex'
'no - I haven't got a condom'
'that's ok - I have a crisp packet we'll use that instead.
To find the top corner of a football goal
Ben found the crisp packet with the outside of his right boot
Ejaculating into salty crisp packets as an alternative to the female form
The back of Andy's Tesla is full of crisp packets - and they're all stuck together.....looks like he's been using the crisp packets again!
A way to decline something that you wouldn't like to happen .
"Davids having christmas party are you going to have one?"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"