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A person who overhears others making plans and invites themselves along.
Jim: Hey Bob, let's go to Chotchky's for lunch.
Bob: Sure, sounds great!
Larry: Where we going guys?
Jim: Don't be a crotch monkey, you're not invited.
an STD that is highly contagious. It is to believed to have originated somewhere on GORDAN SCHWARTZ's gigantic ass.
"Yo, did you hear about T-dog? He came down with crotch monkeys!
an abnormaly large bush, which hangs out of underwear or even a pair of shorts, typically looks like the person has a baby monkey hiding in their underwear
guy one: did you see how amanda was sitting on the picnic table
guy two: how could i miss it? was she trying to show off her goods to everyone?
guy one: goods? more like BADS! that girls got a crotch monkey
guy two: oh god, dont remind me
guy one: should we get her some napalm for christmas ?
Crotch Monkeys is a slang term for Pubic Lice or Crabs. Also see std.
Danm, I was kickin it wit yo sista last night and those crotch monkeys be swingin' tha vines. Yo crab havin trick sista gave me the crabs and the clap.
A special type of person that resides in the bar scene and is desperate for any chance of "going at it". A crotch monkey is rare but deadly if messed with, and if slept with the monkey you will wake with one or more of these symptoms: Herpies, Super Herpies, Burning pee, itchiness of the genital and/or rectal region, and the super rare California King Crabs. It generally preferred to stay away no matter what.
Lance - "Did you hear Jack slpet with a crotch monkey?"
Allan - "Ya...he said he will never do it again."
Lance - "Why?"
Allan - "Because he said he had to go to the doctor for something called, Cali. King Crabs."
Lance - "California King Crabs?!"
Allan - "Ya, its like red lobster down there."
It's What You Say To Someone Who Wants To Get into You're Pants Or If There Simply Being A Dummy.
1.Hey KaeLan, Stop Being Such A little Crotch Monkey.
2. Yah, He Like Totally Slapped My Butt What A Little Crotch Monkey.
A ugly whore.
a vagina looking cunt.
a monkey with a cunt as a face :)
A whore named mariahhhhh!
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