cunt load

alot of a particular object

TJ: i'm hungry james
James: don't worry mate, there's a cunt load of rice in the cupboard

Cunt Load

The amount of liquid taken to completely fill one vagina to utmost capacity. Can often cause an uncontrollable creampie.

Megan: Wow, you came loads!
Kenny: Yeah, well over a cunt load. Sorry about the mess.