curl one

To excrete an immense piece of faeces that is "C" shaped

I've not shit for 3 days and need to curl a fat one.

curling one out

Going for a shit.

*Ringring*
Steve "Wassup, Steve here?"
Dave "Just curling one out"
Steve "Dude, why you calling me on the crapper?"

curl one off

To take a shit, lay an egg.

Here Bruce, I think I need to curl one off mate!

Curl one out

To defaecate, usually making a curly shaped faeces.

On a Sunday morning I love to curl one out whilst reading the papers.

Curl one out

Have a poo.

I need to curl one out.

Curl One Out

The act of excreting.

- I'm off to the shitters, i need to curl one out
- Oh my god, did you see the poo button, that was sick how he curled out on her chest

curl one up

to shit oneself pooless in a curly fashion

I'm off to lay some Stereophonics Drummer type shit.