Well cut me down and call me Stumpy!

Australian expression of surprise and near-disbelief at some information. From the Lambing Flat district of New South Wales

Your eight-year-old ewes are giving birth to triplets? Well cut me down and call me Stumpy!

Cut the call

Phrase used famously by carter to cut the call because he can recording random people pooping at walmart

“Heem cut the call”