Doing a fish

"Doing a fish" is to place bets on sports games and or horse racing with the outcome of zero return.

Real late changeover. Reeks of "doing a fish" 🐠 this weekend….. 0/3

do fish

a phrase used by gay men meaning to fuck or have sex with a female

I asked this dude if he was gay. He was like "HELL YEA! I DON'T DO FISH!"

Doing Gay With A Fish

A fish sucking you off.

(and yes the fish is indeed gay)

Me: I like Doing Gay With A Fish.

Fish: OK Honey.

So do you like fishing?

A phrase to be used in a conversation when there is an awkward silence or nothing to talk about. Similar to "How 'bout them Knicks?"

Zach: Then I found out he crying in the bathroom
Adam: ....
Zach: So do you like fishing?

Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.

"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"