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When someone's asshole needs little to no preparation prior to sticking something inside it.
Friend 1: I have an elastic asshole!
Friend 2: What? How does that even work?
Friend 1: Well, while most people's assholes require a great deal of time, different size anal toys, and lube to be stretched out enough to fuck, mine only needs a little lube and maybe a finger for a couple seconds!
Friend 2: Well, I guess I'm never getting that image out of my head
The rectum of a female or even male that has been fucked roughly or "slammed" so many times that it is totally reamed out at a much larger size that it can stretch to anytime, at will. Making it useful for quick anal action with absolutely no effort.
I'm going over to Sally's house tonight because I heard that bitch has an elastic asshole.
an extremely gay,chicken bucket headed,sperm burglaring,ass muncher.
The Elastic Asshole Hascle loves to play the rusty trumbone while pluging his asshole with living animals.