emo cake

Cake that cuts itself.

Guy #1: "I can't find any knives in the break room to cut this cake."
Guy #2: "Too bad it's not emo cake because it would cut itself"

emo cake

A really emo kid. A kid who dresses emo.

Kid 1: Have you see mike, the emo kid?
Kid 2: Yeah he is such an emo cake!

emo rice cakes

emo rice cakes are cakes made from rice but with a gothic manor. e.g. black rice cakes wearing a vampire cape. or rice cakes wearing black items of clothing and vampire fangs.

Danny is a common name for emo rice cakes