fARGHtunes!

fortune:

1. destiny or fate.
2. a prediction or set of predictions about a person's future provided by a fortune teller.
3. small slip of paper with wise or vaguely prophetic words printed on it, baked into a fortune cookie.
4. one's wealth; the amount of money one has; especially, if it is vast.
5. a large amount of money.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

fARGHtunes!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about fortunes.

"fARGHtunes!" - says a pirate