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to masterbate. to jerk off. to jack off. to wack off. to spank the monkey. to beat the meat. to basically pleasure yourself.
neil: I have practice til 11, and then I think I might floss the cat.
something said to make out you are busy when really, you couldn't be further from it.
I would love to watch twilight with you but I'm Flossing the cat and anal bleaching the hamster..
When you accidentally put your thong on backwards
I was rushing to leave a hookup’s place but I accidentally woke him up, he caught me flossing the cat.
1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."