Even on a trip to an American beach, you can count on seeing at least one grape smuggler.
A man who wears his pants too tight, giving the appearance that he's carrying grapes in his crotch. Also someone who proudly wears a speedo.
Check out the grape smuggler coming down the beach.
A grape smuggler is a guy who likes to hang around with the oppisite sex but in a younger form. Much like a toy boy but vise-versa. (about a two to three year difference to apply) when they are grown up its o.k.
john is a blates grape smuggler he is now going out with a 14 year old and he is 17.
grape-smuggler is a man that goes for women that lack maturity or are too young
since Fit got with so many grossly young girls, he is known as being a grape smuggler
When a man wears pants that are to tight, or pulled up so high that each of his testes have been split and bulge out, one to the left, and one to the right.
Check it out, louis anderson is smuggling grapes.
Grape Smugglers are very small speedo trunks which hug the bollocks of the male wearer in a manner which makes it seem that they are "smuggling grapes" between their legs.
Often seen on European, particularly French, males.
wow, that dude is wearing grape smugglers
Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.
Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.
That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.