To be touching cloth, to have one ready in the bomb bay.
Gawd, i must have a shit, i'm beginning to grow a tail
A euphemism for shitting while it's not socially acceptable to, usually against the shitter's will and often due to being kept in place by the task at hand.
Aw, c'mon, let me go to the bathroom, boss! I'm growing a tail!
When a girl takes a shit on the floor or in a high chair with a hole cut out so you can watch the tail grow. A wet tail is the best.
My girl ate a whole block of swiss cheese and a piece if bananna bread. Then she said she felt like growing a tail.
to take a shit, just to plain ol' take a shit
Dude, hold that thought. I gotta go grow a tail
The act of taking a dump. Lightly refrenced as crapping, deucing, shiting, taking a shite.
After drinking my ritualistic morning coffee, I feel really skinny when I am done growing a tail.
to poop, or take a shit.
i had to run to the bathroom to grow a tail.
Carl: Come on, you ready to go hiking or what?
Jeff: Hang on, I think I'm growing a tail. Yup. Give me a minute and we'll go.