Half Can Dan

Someone that can't handle their drink

Steve is such a Half Can Dan, look at him he is pissed after only half a beer!

half a gas can

Sometimes derogatory, but not always, depending on who's saying it (ie; nigger) term for Athabascan Indians, used extensively throughout Alaska & Canada

Is she Atahabascan?

nope, that is 100% halfagascan

Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in

Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in

Guy 1-"Yo I just engaged in cutting his peen in half so I can stick my peen in."
Guy 2-"Is that when you are cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in?"
Guy 1-"Yea it is"
Guy 2-"Thats fucking hot"

half canned

When you’re not quite drunk yet but you also wouldn’t say you’re sober

Halfway to drunk

Buddy and I were already half canned on whiskey when we hit the bars

half can of Ruth

The straightest man alive, won’t even look in a man’s direction, not even his family

Brad is definitely NOT a half can of Ruth, he’s 100% a dwaggerbomb