hit the pipe

Smoking ganja

Let's go hit the pipe.

hit the pipe then lay it

to smoke marijuana then proceed to have sex

Johnny: I'm gonna be up all night. How much more studying do you have to do Gary?

Gary: I'm done. I think I'm gonna head back to the apartment, hit the pipe then lay it.

my bird hit the pipe

A reference to a downpoint in ones life pertaining to the once popular game, "Flappy Bird". This term indicates a moment or circumstance in which someone is emotionally affected negatively and uses the metaphor "my bird hit the fan" to represent their life coming to a halt or changing for the worse.

Bro#1: Aw man I'm so stoked for this gnarly hot chocolate
Bro#2: Dude I'm so happy for you
Bro#1: FUCK MAN I TRIPPED AND DROPPED MY HOT CHOCOLATE. MY BIRD HIT THE PIPE
Bro#2: THAT FUCKIN SUCKS MAN