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horizontal refreshment

Prostitute, whore

After a long day's work, there's not much that beats a little horisontal refreshment.

by TopFloorBottomBuzzer February 16, 2004


horizontal refreshment

When Your sitting on the sideline of a dog shit winter hat league game, down by 6 points, and your rookie makes a fully horizontal, chest height, layout D. Everyone loses their minds and your team is revived back into the fighting spirit!

Tad: Holly Bob Barker this game is dog Shi....
Tad: Whaaaat did you just see that? Alex just got a sick layout D!!
Tad: Now that, gentlemen, is an ice cold glass of Horizontal Refreshment.

by andrea the giant October 27, 2017


Horizontal refreshment

Getting laid, having sex.

John: Damn! Did you see that girl?
L: Yeah that thang swangin, I will go see if she is interested some horizontal refreshment.

by Hell owe December 13, 2014


horizontal refreshments

Slang for Sex.

Well, I'd love to come to the after bar but uh, I do believe my lady friend wants to go back to my place for some horizontal refreshments.

by AmadeuS469 July 03, 2018