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It's a phrase that turns most Germans horny.
Gretel: Ohhh Hansel, your boots are so shiny! would you like to touch my pflepushdieshundtdlahisbergerhan?
Hansel: I am titilated, I will touch, jawohl!
Gretel: I am in liebe.
German, military:
The only (correct) answer to any (reasonable) order given by a superior rank (or any other rank in a temporary position of authority), usually followed by a swift execution of said order.
Also more often than not followed by some form of swearing/bitching directed against the superior, when out of his/her hearing range (mostly done by conscripts in the first half of their 9-month military service or senior enlistees who consider the ordered task a nuisance and/or beneath them).
-----German-----
Uffz Schmidt: "Müller! Tun Sie dies und das! Bewegung!"
G Müller: "Jawohl, Herr Unteroffizier!"
(ein paar Sekunden später und einige Meter weiter)
G Müller: "...tun Sie dies und das! Fick dich doch du blödes Arschloch!"
-----Translation-----
Sgt. Schmidt: "Müller! Do this and that! Move your ass!"
Pvt. Müller: "Yes, Sergeant!"
(a few seconds later and several meters farther)
Pvt. Müller: "...do this and that! Go fuck yourself you stupid asshole!"
Meaning: Affirmative, Yes. Used as: A response to an order. From: It is a German word.
German. Meaning: Yes sir! Normally used following an order and tends to preceed a large bout of gun fire and and some dead POWs and/or extensive escape attempts.
Jawohl! Herr Kaleun!
*Bang bang bang*
*Boom*
*Over the top death acting*
A sarcastic affirmative response to an overly strict or domineering person. The German military root of the word implies a reference to Hitler, as his officers would have given the same emphatic response to his orders.
"Bart, I told you to stop whistling that annoying tune!"
"Jawohl, mein mammedant!"
Yes. When you have to acknowledge (say yes) to someone your pissed off at but what to do it in a way that will also piss them off.
A reference to the time when saying yes to hitler meant saying “Jawohl mein fuhrer”.
Mom - go clean up you room this minute young man.
Son - Jawohl, mein fuhrer!