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Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....
A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...
The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"
Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?
Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable
Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit
Boss - you going to Lay a cable
Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off
did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?
yeah i think hes in a institution now
lol
Another phrase for the act of defication.
Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.
When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.
Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."
Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."
To produce solid waste,often used to amuse workmates,or as an excuse when you are going for a number 3.
Out the way lads,Im going to strech my hoop and lay some cable
Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.