need

n. American Slang - to want.

Man, I really need to get that sweet new phone!

need

1. To want desperately
2. To want for (in the British sense)

1. "I need a burrito/blow job/good kick to the head."
2. "I need you to untie me if you want a hand job."

need

A want disguised as a need

I "need" those cookies over there.

need on?

An informal question sometimes used to covertly offer the sale of illicit drugs, usually Cannabis.

Word, you need on?

needful

An indian term usually used in place of the word "necessary"

Hi, with regards to that help you promised me, kindly do the needful.

Needfuls

A group of Indian Technology professionals attempting to make sub-English requests to on-shore technical teams. Derived from the Indian request to "please do the needful", or "kindly do the needful", where "the needful" refers to "the necessary".

The "needfuls" just raped us today on code defects.

the need

"The need?" is a phrase used to question what the point is in someone or something, essentially a shortened version of "what's the need in that?"

Person 1: Gary is such a fucking arsewipe

Person 2: I know, the need?