To do something completely awesome and like a boss doesn't work in that situation
Guy 1: I jumped out of a plane, "Like a cunt"
Guy 2: Don't you mean like a boss?
Guy 1: No. Because jumping out of a plane is awesome
Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party
When you haven't had much sleep and your eyes are looking tired.
I partied so hard last night bro but now I'm paying for it. Got eyes like sheeps cunts.
An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"