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When a girl wears a thong pantie, and takes a fat shit with it still on. Causing the shit log to split in half and form 2 logs of crap.
Nicole took a fat dump with her thong on, and the shit split into two logs. Now that is a log splitter
refers to when a man is putting his penis into an anus, usually referring to homosexual sex. The penis is possibly in the anus splitting turds/logs in half as it penetrates. It does not have to be a homosexual act, the man can split the logs of a woman as well.
#1 Have you seen John and Bryan lately?
#2 No, have you?
#1 Yeah, they were holding hands at the park. I never thought they would turn out to be log splitters! Prison can change a man I guess.
when a female shits on her partners chest while wearing a g string or a thong, thus splitting the log.
denise said she was suprised when tony asked for a log splitter.
Also known as Thong underwear or bikini.
When i was at the strip club i said to my friend " check out the log splitter on that sweet biotch "
peircing that bridges the two butt cheeks, splitting the turd as one poops.
Dear sir, is that a log splitter in the crack of your hiney?
Two fingers, parallel, in the butt, person poops, poo cut in half by the fingers upon exit.
My fingers turned into a log splitter when i was fingering her ass
to squat over a person's face & take a crap, the turd splitting across the bridge of the nose
I ran into Colby the other day & greeted him with a log splitter