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national tell your crush u like them bcs u know they like you back
Alexa:omg tiffany its march 2nd im soooo telling josh i like bcs i know he likes me back!
Tiffany: there she goes again with the whole day of tell ur crush u like him/her day
National Day of Just-Be-Yourself
A day where you can just be your weird ass self and celebrate yourself, and no one can judge you. Not even your relatives.
Mom: Why are you wearing two different colored socks and pajamas??
Daughter: 'Cuz it's March 2 and I can do what I want
National Get a girl day, A day where all you dweeb will get a girlfriend.
On March 2 I got a girlfriend.
Friend: *Walks down hotel hallway*
Two people in room: AHH AHH AHH AHH OH F*CK AHH
Other friend: Why are they having sex so early in the morning
Friend: It’s March 2
The day where you can skip skewl, get fat, and be kewl, because no one will judge you for no reason at all
Mom:Get ready for school
Daughter:But it's March 2nd
Mom:K
national twerking day ! buss down !!
“March 2 is emily’s birthday , on national twerking day !”