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Usually requires a menage-a-trois involving one man and two women. One woman performs oral sex while the other performs a rimjob(please see definition of rimjob if you are unfamiliar with the term) At the height of clmax, the male ejaculates copious amounts of semen into the fellating woman's mouth while simultaneously taking a dump in the mouth of the woman giving him the rimjob. Both women then hold their respective treasures in their mouth, face each other, and engage in a deep, passionate french kiss. This mixes the shit and the semen in both their mouths resulting in "milk and cookies"
*Note-this can be performed on one woman or one man, however it takes a lot of patience and practice. One either has to hold a mouthful of semen while taking a mouthful of shit or vice versa. It should also be noted that it IS possible to make one's self a milk and cookies, but eating your own is just yucky.
John invited the old widower from next door over last night, and we talked her into sharing John's milk and cookies
that dope song by melanie martinez
have you heard "milk and cookies"? it's from the album cry baby.
Damn man you better get some milk and cookies for tonight.
Sucking a girls tits while giving her anal
"dude, last night jessie let me do milk and cookies. I was suckin on her tits so hard it fucking made them red, while she was shoving my dick right up her ass"
"your one lucky mother fucker"
Used as slang for health and ammunition in the xbox title Halo. Most commonly used by nerds with little or no social life.
Aw snap yo, i need some milk and cookies now or im toast. Yeah thats right
Having a Milk enema, then expelling the milk, with the chunks of shit, over someones body. Thus looking like a stream of milk filled with Soggy cookie chunks.
"Squat right here baby, oh yea, give me those milk and cookies right here here on my chest."
when a man cums into a glass of milk, then takes a shit on a baking sheet, to form cookies out of his shit and bakes them for 30 minutes, then dips the shit cookies into the cum milk and finaly eats them.
milk and cookies