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to penetrate a females anus with a penis; a delightfully stretchy meat that is pleasant to the penis
Yo, I got some monkey meat last night. This girl is so hott but she won't give up the monkey meat.
Monkey meat is the meat of the Common Monkey (Monkitus vulgaris).
It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.
Wu Fang said our monkey meat won ton soup was almost ready, but he was still jacking off the monkeys for the garnish.
Slang term for a woman’s vagina, due to the fact that it makes her scream “ooh ooh, ah ahh” when stimulated.
“How was your date last night?”
“Oh man, it was great! I got to beat that monkey meat up.”
person that is absolutly a piece of stinky shit and needs to go wash thier cooter!
you smell like minced monkey meat!
A largely built male or female. Usually found in packs hanging around weight lifting apperatus, but not usually seen actually using the stuff. Characterised by drinking milk-shakes from a beaker/ sippy cup, and talking in monosyllables.
Look into ANY gym, worldwide and you will find these Meat Monkeys in the Free-Weight section.
Guy1: “You see those two guys over there holding hands?”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”