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a block of time, carefully set aside for the sole purpose of engaging in auto-erotic behavior
Mom: Has anyone seen Rufus? I can't find the little dude.
Young son and Rufus' bro: Check the basement closet. It's monkey time in RufusLand. Ole'.
Expression referring to the desperate attempt to get the bartender's attention. Appropriate to use when the bar is crowded. Originates from North-East Iceland.
"Wow, look at all those people at the bar, I don't fancy joining that monkey time".
A phrase you would use to change the topic in a dark situation.
Jack: "Dude... My dad died."
Joel: "AA AAA MONKEY TIME!"
It's Time to get freaky!!
Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: be there in a second.
Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: ok be there in a sec ;).
A monkey with a AK 47 will come to your house, and destroy the things you love.
Monkey Time: A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house, and destroyed my play-doh boots.
When you bet the house on black or red and it hits
-Matt monkey monkey monkey ( roulette table lands on black) monkey one time!!!