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A phallic contusion in the shape of a mushroom inflicted by a forceful blow of a penis to one's body.
A fierce cock slapping used to instill obedience through domination
"Bring me my eggs bitch or suffer the wrath of the mushroom bruise."
"After my bitch was done suckin my wang, I gave that HO a mushroom bruise"
A bruise, in the shape of a mushroom, obtained by being slapped with a large penis or penis-like object.
"Dude, I can't believe you goin' out with the new girl from accounting!"
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."
To whack a girl on the head mainly aiming at the forehead with the head of the penis
Alex left a mushroom bruise on Traci and Chanti, it looks like they converted to Hindu now...
The purple or pink hematoma left by Clint Eastgoode's cock hitting your cheek.
That hit Sandy received last night left a sah-weet mushroom bruise!
The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).
I gave Carly a purple mushroom bruise when she went down on me last night.