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A short way of saying no one gives a (crap, sh*t, f*ck, et.) usually to avoid saying the curse word but also to say a shorter version. Someone may want to include the curse word, but it might not be the right place and time to say it.
"You got a 99 and not a 100 on your math test?." "Guess what? no one gives ." (Pretend their in school or some place where you should be polite.)
When you really really want to emphasize that no one cares about something. Not only does it feel satisfying to say, it's a quick and easy way to shut someone down when they say something stupid or trivial.
Guy 1: My favorite color is white.
Guy 2: No one gives a shit.
- I just got a new phone!
- Dude, no one gives a fuck.
seriously no one gives a shit about anything you post about urban dictionary on your story
no one gives a shit, stop fucking posting these annoying ass screenshots
Response to a person or situation that you could give less than two shits about.
Hey look, I just found what my name REALLY
No one gives a fuck!
The extreme act of no more shits being given. Can be used in any act of lost hope and caring of a situation, especially in the instance of wearing the wrong color sweater on the wrong day.
"You're wearing a pink sweater, and it's Tuesday....
No one gives a fuck Brad."
Jenn: Wow, Anton is so cute. I totally want to give one to him.
Jess: You can't. He's gay.