off the hard

anything that you find good

Oh shit, that new lexus is off the hard!

off the hard

Gangsta. Cousin to "off the chain"

I sell it whip by whip, it's off the hard.

-Clipse

Caught off Hard

1.) That sad moment when you're not expecting a boner, and one happens. Usually because of a once unattractive girl.

2.) The awkward moment when a guy's boner touches you.

Stacy: Hey George. How's it been?
George: *omg, she's so ugly* Pretty good.
Stacy: What's that....? *points to George's boner*

*next day*

Darin: Hey dude. How'd it go with Stacy?
George: Bro. I got so caught off hard..
Darin: That's rough...

Twice off the same hard

Engaging in coitus and after the first ejaculation, continuing with the same hard-on until a second spilling of the love beans.

'My God' guffawed Mary at the Golf Club lunch, 'Roger was rampant last night, he managed to fuck me twice off the same hard'