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A fart that passes over a piece of crap before leaving your body.
"Holy crap that fart smells horrible! It must have been off the log."
Taking a dump, in particular a long stiff tubular type that holds its shape well.
In short, a fart. More specially, a fart that happens when there is an impending poop and the butt wind stinks because it is going around a turd.
If the breeze off the log is any indication, this shit I'm gonna take is gonna be gnarly.
the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."
i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.
Dusting off the log is what its called when you really have to poop, can't make it to a toilet right away, and you fart instead to help relieve the pressure.
During that meeting, I had to crap so bad that the only way I didn't was to keep dusting off the log.
those precious moments before your turtle head becomes a man and farts roll off of the log causing the stink to be a lot worse than normal.
"Sorry about that one guys. I'm farting off the log."
When you get so angry you poop?
You make me so mad I'm going to tear off a log!