on the nose

1. Precisely correct, without any error.

2. Unsubtle or overly and clumsily direct. Used when characters in a narrative leave no room for subtext with their eye-rollingly obvious dialogue. Not a general term for bad writing.

1. Guess how many beans in this jar. Forty thousand and one? On the nose, ladies and gentlemen!

2. Excuse me, but I don't quite think we should have Helga say "I am sad. I hate you and you smell." It's a bit on the nose.

on the nose

In horse racing, refers to a "win" bet, which pays out only if the chosen horse takes first place.

Five dollars on #2 in the second race, on the nose.

Nose

Something Voldemort does not have

Voldemort has no nose.

on the nose with

This is an exaggerated suggestion to someone who is overly emotional regarding a perceived slight. So do you want to hit him on the nose with a tire iron cause he looked at you?

Hit him on the nose with a tire iron!

nosed

getting drunk, the new word for sauced, or wasted

yoooo lets get nosed!

Nosed

the new term for wasted, drunk or sauced.

Omg guys, I was so nosed last night I don't remember a thing!

Nosed

Another word for "drunk", "smashed", "hammered", "sauced", "wasted", etc.

(Usually said while tapping your nose.)

"GUYS LETS GET NOSED!!" *taps nose repeatedly*