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being completely off your face, so much so that you fart uncontrollably
Eh Will, I must've been pissed as a fart on Friday, I tried to Rugby tackle Martin in the pub!
Absolutely wankered drunk. Unable to communicate effectively, sometimes through laughter and farts.
"Jaysus Sarah, I was doing handstands last night in the pub, I was pissed as a fart!!"
sean: hey can u put on cardi B
Cardi B: Pissed as a fart
1. Wasting time in a manner that annoys other people.
2. Lying to someone to rile them up.
Oh, I'm just pissing and farting.
Means to fart while pissing at any given time during the drainage of urine.
To waste time or to work outside one's field of expertise.
Child: "Where's Dad?"
Mother: "Oh he's piss farting about in the kitchen trying to cook dinner"
The act of letting out some urine when letting a huge fart
"YO MAN i THiNK i JUSS PiSS FARTED!"
"ewww i dont needa kno that!"