playing videogames

also known as smokin weed.

parent: what did you do in tommy's house?
kid: we were playing videogames.
parent: oh, sounds like fun!

not playing videogames

A phrase synonymous with masturbation, with the implication being that, whenever one is not playing videogames, one is masturbating.

1. Last night, I was not playing videogames. 2. I didn't play videogames for 5 minutes.