poo'd

When you receive a piece of feces unexpectedly. This occurs most often by mail.

1. You get a package in the mail, open it, and it is a piece of poop. You've been poo'd.
2. You open your sock drawer and there is a turd on top of your beloved tube socks. You've been poo'd.
3. You get up to go to the bathroom and when you come back, someone has put a piece of dookie in your beer. You've been poo'd.

Poo'd a cube

When you go for a number two and you feel like you have passed a Rubiks cube or something of a similar shape.

Originated in Manchester in the early 2000's and has been linked to the disappearance of numourous gentleman for at least twenty minutes a go.

John: Where have you been mate, you look terrible.

Dave: Mate I think I just Poo'd a cube! My ring is throbbing...

poo-poo'd

Wasted, drunk, intoxicated

Warren Maurer got so poo-poo'd last night.

poo'd your nappy

term used to describe someone who has over reacted or got into a mood for no reason, always effective especially to those called james

J- why dont you shut up you cock nose
O- what have you poo'd your nappy or something??
J- (no reply due to crying)