poop nerd

a nerd that has an impressive and diverse portfolio consisting of poop gathered from all walks of society.

Mike: yo
Bill: sup
Mike: nm you?
Bill: yo ur gay
Mike: yo y u gotta be like that u fag.
Chadi: yo u both r fuckin poop nerds, holla at ya boy.

Nerd Poop

The act of sitting reverse on the toilet, setting one's laptop on the tank of the toilet, and using it while completing the poop

Friend: Hey bro you wanna Skype?
Nerd: Can't. I'm nerd pooping right now.