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this is what james' head looks like
''james you have a mouldy pork pie stuck on your shoulders''
A metaphor for the genitals of a female pensioner. Derived from the fact that in the case of both the pork pie and the pensioner's minge, one must wipe off the crust and lick out the jelly before one reaches the meat.
1. 'She looked young, but when we got down to business she surprised me with her Pork Pie'.
2. 'The crust on her Pork Pie was so thick that I needed sandpaper to wipe it off, and then there was enough jelly to fill three tins of dog food... then, to top it off, when we finally got down to it, she was so saggy that the effect was akin to throwing a sausage down a hallway'.
Something that an unamusing fat person demands their partner for (said in an yourkshire accent)
Ross: Do you fancy some pork pie
Clare: Ohhhh yes bab
Ross: Gud, this time not so much jelly though
Clare: Oh me pork pie is kicking out a right pong it must be the crust
An old ladies fanny: You got to chew through the crust and lick off the jelly to get to the meat. .like a pork pie.
Dickhead 1: Fuck me she's fit!
Dickhead 2: Noway! She must be about 70, I bet she's got a proper pork pie!
Dickhead 1: . .And? All the more flavour. *Licks Lips*
A sexual act involving brothers or cousins of a girl taking tuns having intercourse with her.
Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."
an actual piece of apparel, a "stetson" like hat that has a very narrow brim
Justin Timberlake wears a cool looking pork pie hat.
An old Italian guy from Rhode Island proudly wears his pork pie hat.
A stylin' Black guy from LA has a different pork pie hat for every day of the week.