When someone takes a piss that is powerful enough to burn a hole in the toilet, it is called a "raging river"
1. Can be used to produce hydroelectric power
1. Tom, your piss is so powerful, it's a raging river.
Girlfreind: I just started my period
Boyfriend : the raging river of blood is upon us
Girlfriend:shut up Dave
Boyfriend : the the raging volcanoe God we must sacrifice a tampon to save it
Girlfriend :I hate you