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A game for the Nintendo Entertainment System created by Tengen. The most fun two player game of all time, especially if you want to get hammed.
Simanto: Yo man, I'm bored.
GWAR: Want to play some RBI?
Simanto: Dog, you know how to hit my g-spot
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This is what happens after TMI. Additionally, when you see something really horrible.
Tim: I just saw a dude eat a booger.
Tony: RBI, man.
Rectal Ball Insertion. When a guy manages to get his testicle into a girl's rectum. To this day, there are no reported cases of the RBI.
We were getting bored with our normal routine, so last month I decided to go for RBIs.
It really, really hurt my balls but I got them in there. I'm up to 5 RBIs this season.
When your friend is having trouble getting up to and beyond third base with a somebody, but you do or say something so that they end up having intercourse.
Charlie was having trouble getting to home plate with his girlfriend, but I earned an RBI by getting them both drunk and alone at that party where they finally had sex.
Lisa wanted to have sex with Gary but he was clueless, so I set them up and they went all the way, earning me an RBI.
I earned an RBI when that guy came over and asked me if I had a spare condom so he could make love to his lady for the first time.
Andy- "So, I talked to Sadie yesterday in math class."
Brad- "Did she give you a RBI? That girl is smoking hot!"
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Injury most likely sustained the previous night at a bar, but you were too intoxicated to remember the incident.
waking up in the morning - "where'd that bruise on your face come from?"
"OH, that, must be a RBI"
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"man my leg hurts, must have gotten a RBI last night"
Stands for Roast Beef Insertion. It indicates any type of penetration or sexual act.
Also: Baseball. Runs Batted In.
-Ayo, you see Trina?
-Did I see her? I musta got like 4 RBI last night!